will you turn off the Brady Bunch! One
day you’ll end up in it.” my mom screamed for the billionth time.
was sprawled out on our worn sofa with my feet hanging in the air watching The
Brady Bunch. I was munching on some old
popcorn that I found between the cushions.
It was a great episode, when the family went to Hawaii. The plane had just landed when I saw a light
flash straight into my eyes. It knocked
me off the sofa.
I came to, I immediately felt a warm breeze hitting my face. I also felt hot in my jeans and motorcycle
sweatshirt. When I opened my eyes I saw
Greg Brady get ready in a hotel room.
looked up from the mirror and in a nervous tone asked, “Who are you?”
explained that I was from outside the television and he looked at me like I was
crazy than a cat in a dog pound. Greg
shrugged his shoulders and found me a coconut bathing suit to put on. We headed towards the massive pacific ocean.
beach was the size of a thousand football fields, with glowing sand. I saw giant waves crashing down, while people
fell off their surfboard trying to catch a ride. I wasn’t going to try and surf, so I found Cindy
and Bobby building a sandcastle.
are you?” asked Bobby.
tried to explain who I was, but they didn’t believe me. They just let me help them build a
sandcastle. It was my job to get the
water to keep the sand moist, since neither one of them liked the water.
about an hour, we had built a sandcastle that any king would be proud of. It had three long towers, and a moat with
running water. Bobby was really
talented, because he even created a sand dragon.
of a sudden I heard a whistle blow.
Marcia was screaming that Greg fell under the water. Mr. Brady and I rushed into the ocean to try
and save him. Mr. Brady swam like a fish
and I swam like a paralyzed dog.
warning a giant wave hit me like a ton of bricks. I was out cold. After a short time I heard a familiar voice.
wake up! It’s dinner time. I swear that one day you’ll turn into one of
slowly trudged over to the television and was about to shut it, when I noticed
Greg laying down on his surf board. He turned towards my direction and winked at
me. I shut the television and told
myself that maybe I do watch this box too much.